Garbadeen Muhammad on January 17th, 2010

Ideally, Malam Umaru Musa Yar’adua should have turned down former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s invitation to contest the 2007 presidential election.. Umaru knew, more than even his doctors that he was too sick to take up the most challenging job in the country. The decent thing to have done was for him to have locked himself […]

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Garbadeen Muhammad on January 3rd, 2010

Why is Nigeria and most of the world so unusually shocked and outraged that Faruk is a Nigerian citizen, from Katsina state in the North Western part of the country? The obvious answer, I suppose, is because the unusual always excites. But the deeper meaning of why the world reacts with such disbelief has greater […]

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Garbadeen Muhammad on December 27th, 2009

It’s been four weeks since this column last appeared on these pages. Four weeks of unprecedented political drama that oscillates between horror and tragedy, with occasional comic relief. The country pretty much shut down, and remains so even now, more or less.

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Garbadeen Muhammad on November 14th, 2009

We are in a very deep s…t and we know it; everybody knows it. That is the good news. The bad news is as follows: Thursday before last (5/11/2009) I watched a debate on the NTA on the state of the Nigerian nation. The Minority Leader of the House of Representatives Sani Sale Minjibir (ANPP, […]

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Garbadeen Muhammad on October 31st, 2009

Another very intriguing rumour is again circulating among Abuja civil servants; that come next week, the Head of the Civil Service of the Federation (HOCS) Mr Steve Oronsaye would bring out another explosive circular that would deal another merciless blow on civil servants. This time Mr Oronsaye is said to be contemplating reducing the retirement […]

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Garbadeen Muhammad on October 25th, 2009

At the weekly Federal Executive Council meeting chaired by President Umar Musa Yar’adua last   Wednesday, seven new private universities were approved. This brings to 41 the number of private universities in the country. Forty of them are sited in the southern part of the country.

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Garbadeen Muhammad on October 17th, 2009

Two weeks ago, one of those politically charged but substantially hollow events recurred again in Kaduna. We woke up to read that the odd pair of Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, vice president from 1999-2007; and Alhaji Attahiru Dalhatu Bafarawa, Sokoto state governor from 1999-2007 went to Kaduna where they held a closed-door meeting with Nigeria’s knottiest […]

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Garbadeen Muhammad on September 27th, 2009

And so Hajiya Zainab Mahmoud Kawu finally passed away on the 15th of September, 2009. I received a text message from her son, Ishaq Modibbo Kawu, at about 10.30 in the morning. It was a simple statement full of gloom and resignation. Instantly my own tragic memories came back to me. Losing your mom defines […]

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Garbadeen Muhammad on September 13th, 2009

Last week’s BarkByte entitled “ITS DICTATORS WORLD…” generated a number of reactions (some of which shall be published here in due course). The tone and target of the responses varied; but they all converged on one view: there was something fundamentally wrong with the way the settlement of Darul Islam was invaded, its inhabitants uprooted […]

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Garbadeen Muhammad on September 6th, 2009

His insatiable quest for cheap publicity must have compelled Governor Babangida Aliyu of Niger State to commit his biggest, ugliest and most tragic blunder yet. While the nation was still reeling from the clumsy and brutal handling of the Boko Haram violence which occurred in Bauchi, Yobe and Borno States, trying to decide who was […]

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